and on the 8th day god created hot boys who arent interested in me
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Avengers’ reactions to being placed inside a cardboard box
Must be nighttime
Omg Hawkeye
fuckin’ hawkeye
Hawkeye kinda wins this one.
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“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
LMFAO
Oh my god i’m crying
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Thor providing a structural support while eating pizza
my blog is complete.
It would only be better if it were a poptart…
Early next year, don’t miss Tom Hiddleston in “Coriolanus”!
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Remember that time that Thor
dated Princess Amidala
got tasered by Max Black
got plastered with Bootstrap Bill
Found out his dad was Hannibal Lecter
And his mom was Natasha from Rocky & Bullwinkle?
His brother, Prince Hal, tried to kill him
And his friends Luther
And Issac Sirko
and Prince Charming
and Han Solo helped him out?
And how Richard Campbell became his friend
and Hansel didn’t shoot him?
im still trying to get over the fact that oranges are pre-sliced by nature
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Everyone meets RDJ:
And me on Tumblr:
perfect
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